Meg-ese

How normal people say No:
"No."

How I say No:
"I guess."
"I don't care."
"If you want."
"Whatever."
No answer/cold shoulder


But those don't always mean No.

Countdown

53 days until moving day!

Awkward

I went to the neighborhood store and picked up a bottle of wine and a newspaper. As I am putting my things on the counter to be scanned the cashier (Chuck) asks

Are you old enough for this?

Me

Yes.

Chuck

How old are you?

Me

23. I was in the process of getting my ID out

Do you want to see it?

Chuck

No, I trust you.

Me

Thanks.

Chuck

pointing to sign

Have you read the new requirement beginning April 8?

It says something along the lines of "any person appearing to be under the age of "40" will be asked to show ID before purchasing alcohol."

Me

It's funny that they put "40" in quotations. With everyone getting plastic surgery, I guess you can't tell how old people are anymore.

Chuck

Yup, and those teenage girls gettin' racks put on, you can't tell how old they are anymore either

Me

...nervous chuckle...

Thanks, have a nice day.

OK, so I might have walked into that one I was just making nice conversation but seriously, what do you say? Comments/ideas welcomed.