Saturday, December 1, 2007

Elevator Laws

  • If there is an escalator that goes from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor and you are able-bodied and can maintain your balance, spare the rest of us from an unnecessary stop and use the escalator.
  • No more than 8 people on the elevator. I don't want to suffocate and neither should you. There are three escalators, I'm sure another one will open up shortly.
  • Move to the back of the elevator when you get on. You're not so important that you can't make room for others.
  • Pay attention to the arrows. When the arrow points up, the elevator is going up, when the arrow points down, the elevator is going down.
  • Allow the people that are getting off the elevator to get off before you try to get on. No need for pushing and shoving.
  • Pushing the buttons multiple times does not make the elevator operate any faster. Stop doing it.

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